genderlich:

missvoltairine:

Seth Rogen saying “I do my best dude that was mean” in response to someone asking why he’s so terrible is really Something, like it honestly had never occurred to me that Seth Rogen actually put effort into his shit let alone that he does his best. Imagine that. Imagine that kind of output being your best work. I’m sad now.

next time i feel bad about myself i’ll just remember that seth rogen is doing his best

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8 years ago7,007 notes

dynastylnoire:

whos-mans-is-this:

I SWEAR YALL WANT ME TO DIE YOUNG 😩💀😂😂😩💀😂

@hopeinnegativespaces
good luck sis

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8 years ago6,489 notes

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8 years ago1,223 notes
ayanamvrie: “😂😂😂I hate this ”

ayanamvrie:

😂😂😂I hate this

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8 years ago37,283 notes

bestpresidentna:

bill-11b:

Oh. My. Fuck. 

This is one of those things you do as a parent bc ur an asshole and know that your kid doesn’t know any better and you know that like fine wine this is only going to get funnier with age, like a great big bottle of uncorked shame

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8 years ago335,783 notes

that-one-tragic-person:

starpulses:

beefbearrito:

when you start to give bae head and he says he about to cum already 

image

I honestly hate this website.

who did this?

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8 years ago48,517 notes

11-11-1992:

2pacschild:

the-ladykatsa:

eearth:

phlemuns:

if Billie Jean is not his lover, then who is she?

a liar, a scammer, a fraud 

a messy bitch who lives for drama

literally

She’s just a girl

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8 years ago3,740 notes

cocobana3hunna:

You’re so pretty! Omg your body is amazing😩 How are you still single?! … CUZ THESE NIGGAS GOT ME FUCKED UP AND I…

image

Originally posted by scarecroe

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8 years ago30 notes

hermuis:

dont forget to remind ppl who the fuck u r in case they start getting 2 comfortable

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8 years ago45,577 notes
earthshaker1217: “ dapenguinninja: “ thehighpriestofreverseracism: “ thesweetishthuggishbone: “ thehighpriestofreverseracism: “I don’t even think the turkey on the right is washed tbh ” That turkey didn’t die to be disrespected ” I mean for real ” Oh...

earthshaker1217:

dapenguinninja:

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

thesweetishthuggishbone:

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

I don’t even think the turkey on the right is washed tbh

That turkey didn’t die to be disrespected

I mean for real

Oh mah gawd

Like DAMN. Twitter is revealing too many tragic looking Turkeys. Like Jesus.😩😩

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8 years ago7,012 notes
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